Episodes
Episodes
Monday Apr 15, 2024
Games That Suck - 1997
Monday Apr 15, 2024
Monday Apr 15, 2024
Some games are good. A lot of games aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which 1997 video games suck.
In this episode, Shea is trapped inside a box deep underground with only a walkie talkie to record on, and the brothers take an axe to some of the worst licensed games of the generation. Seriously, we (mostly Shea) are so sorry about Shea's audio in this episode. Podcasting 101, always check your settings. It won't happen again! Probably!
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Format
(00:03:59) Beast Wars: Transformers
(00:09:30) Bomberman 64
(00:14:28) Clay Fighter 63 1/3
(00:18:58) Fantastic Four
(00:23:22) Frogger
(00:26:55) Independence Day
(00:30:59) Overblood
(00:36:13) Rush Hour
(00:38:57) Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi
(00:42:14) The Lost World: Jurassic Park
(00:47:15) The Short List
(00:55:40) The Bottom Three
(00:58:08) Wrap Up and Peace Out
Tune in next month for 1997 Games That Don't Suck! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. Byeeeeeee!
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Games That Don't Suck - 1996
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Monday Mar 18, 2024
Some games are good. A lot of games aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which games don't suck.
In this 1996-centric episode, the brothers pine for Mountain Dews past and leave metaphors on the cutting room floor.
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Format
(00:03:05) Honorable Mentions
(00:06:35) Crash Bandicoot
(00:12:12) Die Hard Trilogy
(00:17:50) Duke Nukem 3D
(00:21:15) The House of the Dead
(00:23:45) Jet Moto
(00:27:50) Mario Kart 64
(00:30:32) Math Blaster Episode 1: The Search for Spot
(00:32:22) Metal Slug
(00:35:40) Quake
(00:40:17) Resident Evil
(00:45:00) Super Mario 64
(00:48:48) Tomb Raider
(00:52:02) Twisted Metal 2
(00:55:18) Wave Race 64
(00:57:13) Wipeout XL
(00:59:57) The Short List
(01:03:55) The Top Five
(01:10:22) Wrap Up and Peace Out
Tune in next month for 1997 Games That Suck! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. See you in a couple?
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Ep 71 - Spreading Democracy
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Monday Mar 11, 2024
Sorry we're late! It's the same old excuse: Shea's kids got him sick. But the boys are back with an episode jam-packed with awesome games like Final Fantasy VII Rebirth, Helldivers 2, and Pacific Drive. Also they talk about games that are less awesome, like Skull & Bones.
CHAPTERS
(00:00:10) Intro and Today I Hate
(00:03:26) Episode Agenda
(00:04:42) February Game Club: Helldivers 2
(00:34:42) Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
(00:58:41) Dirge of Cerberus: Final Fantasy VII
(01:10:17) Skull & Bones
(01:17:30) Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
(01:23:20) Pacific Drive
(01:36:11) Roboquest
(01:40:26) Planet of Lana
(01:43:55) Like a Dragon: Infinite Wealth
(01:52:57) The Last of Us
(01:59:10) Suicide Squad
(02:02:33) Rings of Power
(02:09:17) Star Wars Rebels
(02:11:50) Star Wars: Thrawn and Outbound Flight
(02:22:09) Annette
(02:25:44) Microsoft Business Update
(02:41:26) Nintendo Directs
(02:49:27) Sony News
(02:57:39) Layoffs, Saber Interactive, and Other News
(03:12:27) Sweet Baby Inc. Drama
(03:24:57) Borderlands vs Fallout Trailers
(03:30:17) Emails
(03:48:06) March Game Releases
(03:56:25) March Game Club Game
(03:59:17) Today I Don’t Hate and Peace Out
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Monday Feb 19, 2024
Games That Suck - 1996
Monday Feb 19, 2024
Monday Feb 19, 2024
Some video games are good. A lot of video games aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which 1996 games suck.
In this episode, the 70s are in vogue and FMV is still bad. What could possibly go wrong?!
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Format
(00:04:00) Phantasmagoria: Puzzle of Flesh
(00:08:50) Bubsy 3D
(00:14:40) Sonic 3D Blast
(00:18:42) Chex Quest
(00:23:37) Cruis’n USA
(00:25:19) Beyond the Beyond
(00:28:06) Pandemonium!
(00:32:10) Casper
(00:35:31) Vectorman 2
(00:38:02) Space Jam
(00:41:20) Cyberdillo
(00:47:25) The Short List
(00:52:58) The Bottom Three
(00:59:05) Wrap Up and Peace Out
Tune in next month for our 1996 Games That Don't Suck! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. Byeeeee!
Monday Feb 05, 2024
Ep 70 - It's a Palworld, We're Just Living in It
Monday Feb 05, 2024
Monday Feb 05, 2024
2023 was an amazing year for video games. Will 2024 meet our lofty expectations? Only time will tell. For now, we've got lots of games and news to talk about!
CHAPTERS
(00:00:10) Intro and Today I Hate
(00:06:33) Episode Agenda
(00:09:38) January Game Club: Solar Ash
(00:17:15) Palworld
(00:26:26) Pokemon Violet
(00:31:24) Pokemon Brilliant Diamond
(00:34:34) Lethal Company
(00:37:00) Elden Ring Seamless Co-Op Mod
(00:42:40) Baldur’s Gate 3
(00:46:26) Under the Waves
(00:51:59) Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
(00:58:37) Super Mario RPG
(01:01:27) Roboquest
(01:05:06) Warframe
(01:07:35) Dredge
(01:09:45) Jusant
(01:13:53) Sea of Stars
(01:15:07) The Last of Us Part 1
(01:23:11) Rebel Moon
(01:32:19) Cats
(01:44:18) We’d Probably Forget That Game
(02:42:40) The News
(04:27:07) Emails
(04:52:09) February Game Releases
(05:07:16) February Game Club Game
(05:08:22) Today I Don’t Hate and Peace Out!
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Monday Jan 15, 2024
Games That Don’t Suck - 2023
Monday Jan 15, 2024
Monday Jan 15, 2024
Some games are good. A lot of games aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which games don’t suck.
In this episode, the brothers get sauced (and saucey) “trying to try” talking about some of their favorite games from 2023. It's our Game of the Year podcast, kind of!
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Format and Disclaimers
(00:11:40) Alan Wake 2
(00:17:38) Baldur’s Gate 3
(00:26:17) Cocoon
(00:31:04) Cyberpunk 2077 Phantom Liberty
(00:36:20) Dead Space
(00:39:37) Dredge
(00:44:15) Hi-Fi Rush
(00:47:10) Hogwarts Legacy
(00:54:57) Remnant 2
(01:03:21) Shadows of Doubt
(01:09:25) Sons of the Forest
(01:19:15) Witchfire
(01:27:38) Super Mario Bros. Wonder
(01:29:37) Spider-Man 2 and Star Wars Jedi Survivor
(01:39:00) Trimming the Short List
(01:57:00) Ordering the Top Five
(02:10:00) The Top Five Games That Don’t Suck of 2023
(02:11:33) Wrap Up and Peace Out
Tune in next month for our flagship podcast and 1996 Games That Suck! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com. Leave us a rating or review and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. Byeeeee!
Monday Jan 01, 2024
Ep 69 - Nice
Monday Jan 01, 2024
Monday Jan 01, 2024
Welcome to 2024! New year, same ridiculously long podcast full of video game news, hot takes, and sarcasm. This month, we also prepare for our Games That Don't Suck podcast by looking back at our favorite games of the year across categories like Best Looking, Best Character, and Games We Wish We Liked More the Most.
CHAPTERS
(00:00:10) Intro and Today I Hate
(00:06:31) Episode Agenda
(00:10:02) December Game Club: Warhammer 40,000: Darktide
(00:25:30) Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora
(00:42:25) House Flipper 2
(00:47:00) Super Mario Wonder
(00:54:06) Spider-Man 2
(01:08:11) While the Iron's Hot
(01:13:45) Dave the Diver
(01:21:18) Sea of Stars
(01:25:29) Born of Bread
(01:29:36) Lethal Company
(01:37:31) For the King 2
(01:42:45) The Last of Us: Part II
(01:48:26) Cyberpunk 2077
(01:53:39) Halo on Paramount+
(02:01:13) 2023 Superlatives
(02:02:30) Best Looking Games
(02:30:38) Best Worlds
(02:45:55) Best Stories
(03:00:59) Best Characters
(03:18:50) Coolest Mechanics
(03:34:03) Most "Don't Do That Anymore"
(03:43:37) Games We Wish We Liked More the Most
(03:51:40) Games We're Bummed We Didn't Play
(03:57:08) The Game Awards Recap
(04:25:41) Other News
(04:44:24) Hate of the Week
(04:53:56) Emails
(05:00:41 January Game Releases
(05:03:10) January Game Club Reveal
(05:04:33) Today I Don't Hate and Peace Out
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Monday Dec 18, 2023
Games That Suck - 2023
Monday Dec 18, 2023
Monday Dec 18, 2023
Some games are good. A lot of games aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which games truly suck. And even in a historically great year for video games, there were still a lot of games in 2023 that sucked!
In this episode, the brothers struggle to decide which suck more: Games that disappoint you or games that lie to you. Spoilers: It's both.
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Format
(00:03:30) Dishonorable Mentions
(00:11:30) Call of Duty: Modern Warfare III (2023)
(00:21:15) Crime Boss: Rockay City
(00:28:20) Dark Pictures: Switchback VR
(00:34:50) Exoprimal
(00:39:00) Final Fantasy XVI
(00:54:30) Forspoken
(01:00:15) The Lord of the Rings: Gollum
(01:05:45) Only Up!
(01:12:02) Resident Evil 4 (Remake)
(01:23:04) Redfall
(01:27:32) Skull Island: Rise of Kong
(01:33:05) Starfield
(01:43:12) The Day Before
(01:51:22) The Last Hope: Dead Zone Survival
(01:55:13) The Walking Dead: Destinies
(01:59:04) Wanted: Dead
(02:03:03) The Short List
(02:19:23) The Top Three
(02:26:17) 2023 Games That Suck
(02:28:25) Wrap Up and Peace Out
Tune in next month for our 2023 Games That Don't Suck! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. Byeeeee!
Monday Dec 04, 2023
Ep 68 - SUPER GAME
Monday Dec 04, 2023
Monday Dec 04, 2023
Sorry for missing a month! Being sick with sick kids sucks. But Shea and Kyle are back with a super-packed episode full of new games, new news, and new things to make fun of.
CHAPTERS:
(00:00:11) Intro and Today I Hate
(00:03:49) Programming Update
(00:07:25) Episode Agenda
(00:10:47) October Game Club Game: Cocoon
(00:29:33) November Game Club Game: Jusant
(00:50:49) Pokemon Violet
(01:01:06) The Invincible
(01:05:27) Star Ocean: Second Story R
(01:12:57) Super Mario Wonder
(01:25:21) Cyberpunk 2077: Phantom Liberty
(01:35:54) Starfield
(01:46:08) Robocop: Rogue City
(01:53:34) Mob Factory, Backpack Hero, Outpath, Vintage Story, Minecraft Vault Hunters
(02:19:00) Spider-Man 2
(02:39:04) Alan Wake 2
(03:26:42) News
(04:47:40) Emails
(05:09:53) December Game Releases and December Game Club Game Reveal
(05:18:03) Today I Don't Hate and Peace Out
Tune in January 1 for even more video game goodness and be sure to check out our 2023 Games That Suck podcast on December 18! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. Peace out!
Monday Nov 20, 2023
Games That Don’t Suck - 1995
Monday Nov 20, 2023
Monday Nov 20, 2023
Some games are good. A lot of games aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which games don't suck.
In this episode, Shea invents a new podcast game and Kyle can't stop thinking about the SEGA logo. We present to you: games from 1995 that don't suck.
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Format
(00:03:57) Star Wars Dark Forces
(00:11:06) Chrono Trigger
(00:15:22) Earthbound
(00:21:34) Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
(00:28:45) Time Crisis
(00:31:48) Vectorman
(00:35:39) Hexen: Beyond Heretic
(00:40:30) Twisted Metal
(00:45:25) Wipeout
(00:47:08) Earthworm Jim 2
(00:50:30) Rayman, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest, Gex
(00:54:58) Gargoyles
(00:59:40) X-Men 2: Clone Wars
(01:03:17) Time to Cut
(01:19:30) The Top Five
(01:21:53) Wrap Up and Peace Out
Tune in next month for our 2023 Games That Suck! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. Byeeeee!
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