The Shea Hates Everything Podcast

Games That Suck - 2024

Some video games are good. A lot of them aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which 2024 video games truly suck. It's the opposite of a Game of the Year podcast.
In this episode, Shea is right, but don’t let him know.
 
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Introduction
(00:05:00) Alone in the Dark
(00:13:20) A Quiet Place: The Road Ahead
(00:20:16) Concord
(00:27:24) Dragon Age: Veilguard
(00:39:05) Final Fantasy VII: Rebirth
(00:49:08) Flintlock: The Siege of Dawn
(00:56:40) Foamstars
(00:59:36) Funko Fusion
(01:03:40) Kong: Survivor Instinct
(01:10:11) Slitterhead
(01:18:48) Skull and Bones
(01:25:50) South Park: Snow Day!
(01:28:49) Star Wars Battlefront Classic Collection
(01:33:14) Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
(01:41:13) The Short List
(01:45:05) The Bottom Three
(01:56:05) Wrap Up and Peace Out
 
Tune in next month for our 2024 Games That Don't Suck, our actual Game of the Year podcast! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. Byeeeee!

Ep 79 - Game Awards Predictions Show

We're a day late and about an hour short, but we're here with our picks for all the big Game Awards nominations. We're sure everything at the show will go smoothly and no one will complain! 
 
CHAPTERS
(00:00:10) Intro and Today I Hate
(00:02:52) Episode Agenda
(00:07:35) November Game Club: Dragon Age Origins
(00:19:04) Shea's Pokemon Adventures
(00:29:35) Kyle's Sonic Adventures
(00:34:14) Sulfur
(00:36:04) The Game Awards Predictions / Complaints
(01:28:04) Emails
(01:49:07) December Game Releases
(01:58:18) December Game Club Reveal
(02:00:36) RIP Samsung Podcasts
(02:01:33) Today I Don't Hate and Peace Out
 
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Games That Don't Suck - 2000

Some games are good. A lot of games aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which video games from the year 2000 don’t suck.
In this episode, the industry suffers from sequel-itis and these Local Morons can’t possibly put TWO skating games in the top five, can they?!
 
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Format
(00:04:08) Honorable Mentions
(00:06:23) Army Men Sarge’s Heroes 2
(00:11:01) Banjo-Tooie
(00:14:43) Chrono Cross
(00:22:01) Diablo II
(00:25:45) Final Fantasy IX
(00:31:13) Hitman: Codename 47
(00:34:04) Jet Set Radio
(00:36:23) The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
(00:41:39) Mario Tennis
(00:44:24) Medal of Honor Underground
(00:48:02) Perfect Dark
(00:50:26) Pokemon Gold & Silver
(00:52:12) Pokemon Stadium
(00:55:39) Spyro Year of the Dragon
(00:58:29) SSX
(01:02:00) Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 2
(01:05:28) The World is Not Enough
(01:07:48) Vagrant Story
(01:14:38) The Short List
(01:23:38) The Top Five
(01:36:06) Wrap Up and Peace Out
 
Tune in next month for 2024 Games That Suck! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. 
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Ep 78 - Low and Loose

Shea is sick but (unfortunately for you all) that isn't going to slow this podcast train down. The boys have a bunch of new and old video games to talk about before diving into Rings of Power Season 2 and the wild, exciting world of TV repair. We also answer your emails!
 
CHAPTERS
(00:00:10) Intro and Today I Hate
(00:05:14) Episode Agenda
(00:06:23) October Game Club: Call of Duty: Black Ops 6
(00:32:48) Silent Hill 2 Remake
(00:40:00) Alan Wake 2: The Lake House DLC
(00:49:25) The Plucky Squire
(00:58:10) Sulfur
(01:08:34) Metaphor: ReFantazio
(01:11:09) Zenless Zone Zero
(01:16:16) Final Fantasy VIII
(01:19:47) Mega Man Legends
(01:24:11) Sonic 3D Blast
(01:28:57) Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen
(01:34:44) The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power: Season 2
(01:50:45) CRT TV Repair
(02:02:41) Helldivers 2: Buffdivers Updates
(02:14:23) Emails
(02:20:36) November Game Releases
(02:25:09) November Game Club Reveal
(02:27:45) Today I Don’t Hate and Peace Out
 
Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and be sure to subscribe (or follow) on your podcast service of choice!

Games That Suck - 2000

Some video games are good. A lot of video games aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which games suck from the year 2000.
In this episode, the brothers come face to face (literally, OH GOD) with a nautical sleep paralysis demon and too many things are becoming other things. Why don’t things just stay the same?! Stop it, things!
 
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Format
(00:03:06) Dishonorable Mentions
(00:08:18) 007 Racing
(00:12:13) Animorphs
(00:17:58) Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
(00:22:50) Daikatana
(00:26:00) Galerians
(00:31:23) Mortal Kombat: Special Forces
(00:34:56) Seaman
(00:39:35) South Park Rally
(00:44:10) The Mummy
(00:47:21) Timesplitters
(00:50:18) Tomb Raider Chronicles
(00:55:05) The Short List and the Bottom Three
(01:07:59) Wrap Up and Peace Out
 
Tune in next month for 2000 Games That Don't Suck! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. 
Never change! (But also change, growth is important)

Ep 77 - James Bond Video Game Tier List

We know how to not make episodes longer but we don't know how to make them shorter. Blame the video games, because we have a lot to talk about!
 
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Today I Hate
(00:12:14) Episode Agenda
(00:13:54) September Game Club: Warhammer 40,000: Space Marine 2
(00:25:37) Astro Bot
(00:42:18) Ratchet and Clank (2016)
(00:45:10) Ratchet and Clank (2002)
(00:49:09) Caravan Sandwitch
(00:58:21) Thank Goodness You’re Here
(01:05:10) Harry Potter: Quidditch Champions
(01:12:01) Final Fantasy VIII
(01:32:22) Dino Crisis
(01:46:43) James Bond Video Game Tier List
(02:35:07) Emails
(03:20:09) October Game Release Highlights
(03:29:10) October Game Club Game Reveal
(03:35:22) Today I Don’t Hate and Peace Out
 
Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and be sure to subscribe (or follow) on your podcast service of choice!

Games That Don't Suck - 1999

Some video games are good. A lot of video games aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which 1999 video games don't suck.
In this episode, the brothers end up with a weird list! That they feel weird about!
 
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Format
(00:01:24) Honorable Mentions
(00:04:04) Age of Empires II
(00:09:15) Crash Team Racing (CTR)
(00:12:24) Croc 2
(00:14:26) Donkey Kong 64
(00:16:45) Final Fantasy VIII
(00:28:00) Gex 3: Deep Cover Gecko
(00:30:52) Gran Turismo 2
(00:32:02) Mario Golf
(00:35:42) Medal of Honor
(00:39:13) Pokemon Snap
(00:42:49) Roller Coaster Tycoon
(00:46:27) Silent Hill
(00:50:37) Spyro 2: Ripto’s Rage!
(00:54:28) Suikoden II
(00:59:36) Super Smash Bros.
(01:03:10) System Shock 2
(01:07:00) Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater
(01:09:32) Vigilante 8: Second Offense
(01:11:28) The Short List
(01:23:40) The Top Five
(01:31:50) Wrap Up and Peace Out
 
Tune in next month for 2000 Games That Suck! Send your weird emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice.

Ep 76 - Addicted to Old Video Games

It's a podcast that doesn't take you weeks to finish! Shea and Kyle are back with more video game talk, but now in a format that's less than five hours long. But don't worry, there's still plenty of snark, rants, and nostalgia-driven video game commentary. 
 
Chapters:
(00:00:00) Intro and Today I Hate
(00:05:11) Episode Agenda
(00:09:21) August Game Club: Kunitsu-Gami: Path of the Goddess
(00:20:06) Star Wars Outlaws
(00:35:28) Helldivers 2
(00:44:59) Dragon’s Dogma 2
(00:52:06) Thank Goodness You’re Here
(00:54:23) Cat Quest III
(00:57:00) One Btn Bosses
(01:00:04) Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
(01:06:18) Final Fantasy VII
(01:09:38) Fallout New Vegas
(01:13:02) Deadpool & Wolverine
(01:16:54) Show and Tell: Kyle is Collecting Things
(01:48:18) Hate of the Week: Hating Games for the Wrong Reasons
(02:01:40) September Game Release Highlights
(02:08:16) September Game Club Game Reveal
(02:11:36) Today I Don’t Hate and Peace Out
 
Let us know what you think of the new structure and check out sheahateseverything.com for the show notes. Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and be sure to subscribe on your podcast service of choice. Tell your friends!

Games That Suck - 1999

Some games are good. A lot of games aren't. Shea and Kyle depart on a podcast journey through time and space (mostly time) to tell you, with an unearned level of authority, which 1999 video games don't suck.
In this penultimate episode of the Willennium, games are bad when they’re broken, and the brothers KEEP THESE GAMES’ NAMES OUT THEIR MOUTHS (timely reference).
 
CHAPTERS
(00:00:00) Intro and Format
(00:04:20) Austin Powers: Operation Trivia
(00:09:11) Beavis and Butt-Head Do U
(00:11:13) Blue Stinger
(00:15:39) BoomBots
(00:20:01) Castlevania 64
(00:27:00) Chocobo Racing
(00:30:17) Duke Nukem: Zero Hour
(00:34:28) Earthworm Jim 3D
(00:36:52) Earthworm Jim: Menace 2 the Galaxy
(00:41:26) Final Fantasy VIII
(00:43:47) Mario Party
(00:47:29) Pepsiman
(00:49:52) Shadow Man
(00:53:35) South Park: Chef’s Luv Shack
(00:56:13) Superman: The New Superman Adventures
(01:02:22) The Mask of Zorro
(01:05:32) Tomorrow Never Dies
(01:08:29) Toy Story 2
(01:13:15) The Short List and the Bottom Three
(01:23:30) Wrap Up and Peace Out
 
Tune in next month for 1999 Games That Don't Suck! Send your emails to info@sheahateseverything.com and subscribe on your podcast service of choice. Don’t look up Shadow Man!

Ep 75 - Tom Cruise With a Lightsaber

It's been a long month, but that just means even more video game goodness to chat through. The boys recap some recent releases like The First Descendant, Concord, Zenless Zone Zero, and Fallout: London before jumping into the news, the return of We'd Probably Hate That Game, and your emails! There's also a lot of Star Wars in this episode, which is pretty par for the course.
Things discussed:
July Game Club: The First Descendant
Concord Beta
Fallout: London
Fallout 3
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
Zenless Zone Zero
Immortals of Aveum
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
Flintlock: The Siege of Dawn
Little Kitty, Big City
Whiteout Survival
Game of Thrones: Legends
Madam Web
Rebel Moon: Part II
Star Wars: X-Wing Series
Star Wars: The Acolyte
Game Informer is no more
Super fun layoff block
SAG voice actors are on strike
We'd Probably Hate That Game
Emails
August game releases
August Game Club game reveal
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